The Fall of the American Empire

Every now and then some social pundit will warn about the latest thing that signals the decline of the American empire. A lot of times it is a new TV show or something a shock jock on the radio is doing or the scandalous subject of a new book. And when it happens, millions of people all over this country wonder, "Who is watching that crap, who is listening to that garbage and who is reading that trash?" So to all of those millions of people who are wondering I just wanted to say; Hi, yea that was me.

Here is a short list of the crap I have fed my brain through television, radio and books

• Survivor
• Temptation Island
• The Jerky Boys
• The Don and Mike Show
• Howard Stern
• Opie & Anthony
• Kid Nation
• Joe Millionaire
• Rock of Love
• America's Next Top Model
• American Idol
• Fear Factor
• Wife Swap - I was really disappointed with that one
• I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
• Deadliest Catch
• Nanny 911
  
• Hoarders
• Celebrity Boxing
• When Animals Attack
  
• Dr. Dirty 
• The Apprentice
• Dog the Bounty Hunter
  
• Bubba the Love Sponge
• The Great American Roadtrip
• Intervention
• Celebrity Fit Club
• Moment of Truth
  
• Celebrity Rehab
  
• Road Rules
  
• More to Love
• Real World
• Supernanny
  
• The Pickup Artist
• Hell's Kitchen
• Kitchen Nightmares
  
• The Biggest Loser....which obviously from this list is ME.